Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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