Buhtt sex?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
