I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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