What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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