Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I need water and some morals
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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