i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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