Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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