is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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