I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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