Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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