Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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