the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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