everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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