I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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