Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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