? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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