Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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