Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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