Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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