Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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