i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My life is pants optional.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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