There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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