The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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