Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize