I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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