"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
