Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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