why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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