Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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