No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
