i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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