hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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