i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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