omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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