what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Everything about him screamed your future.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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