I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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