"it" just moved
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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