I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My vagina is officially offended.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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