WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she peed on how many people?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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