This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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