fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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