that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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