She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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