I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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