Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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