you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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