we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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