is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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