is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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