i just google imaged poop.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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