if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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