3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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