You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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