I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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