i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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