is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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