i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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