He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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